Repeat offender Brian Collins learned a few tricks in the big house.  But he's not the only player in the game.  Finishing two seconds behind a broad has got to hurt the old male pride.... unless you're wearing your flack jacket or some other type of under armor.

The old "Let's run in together" ploy.

Probably not Brian's first bout with rejection.

Now you know he's really angry.

Too much information.

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