5th Place - Jerry Turk
5:44:37
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My guess is
that Jerry likes it hot and dry. It took Jerry six and one half
hours to complete this course last year... but it was just a little
wet at the time. No wait, it's not the heat...Jerry doesn't like
water... He hates the water! Seems to me we've heard
this story before.... Those brilliant aliens that are so smart that
they can travel thousands of light years to invade the Earth, yet
can't take a cold splash of water to the face.
Oh sure, he says he's from the UK... but how do we know for sure? How can we be sure he's not an alien of the "other" kind? We must look for the signs... yes the signs will tell us. BORDER PATROL! BORDER PATROL! |
Well at least his knees are bending in the proper direction...
"Uncle Jerry, tell us the story about Wakely Dam."
Signs are everywhere.