7th Place - Derrick Spafford
thought they had some big creatures in the woods up in Canada.
Well there's nothing like running through the West Canada Lakes
Wilderness with Adirondack beast breathing down your back. And
we're not talking about Kerry Arsenault who finished minutes behind
No, we're talking about the kind of distasteful
beast who hates the thought of a trail runner trampling down their
private dirt. A beast so savage he'll stick it to you where the
sun don't shine from the comfort of his living room couch.
That's right, activists. We know they're out there trying to spoil
our fun...and if you don't run fast and quiet, you might catch one of
"I'm going to need something soft to sit on for the ride home."
My mistake, the anti-trail runner extremist looks nothing like that.