by Charles Thayer

Wakely 2007 -  ADK Mirages, or, the View From the Back of the Pack  

Having missed the 2005 Wakely event with a pulled plantar fascia, I was not inclined to skip another, so when pulled glutes became the limiting injury of this season, I learned to run “around” them.  Trails and mountains were fine.  Roads not.  Then an overdose of AC lead to a 4-week bout with pneumonia just before the big event.  Not the taper I wanted.  Desperate for a little training, I ran Ascutney and Indian Ladder the weekend before Wakely.  

With residual cough, I pitched my tent in the rain at Wakely Dam.  Limped a mile up the road to review the finish of the race.  Limped back.  Not a good sign.  Rational choice would have been withdrawal.  But then, is anyone who runs this race rational?  The semi-rational runners seem to appear magically at the start, refreshed with a real night’s sleep. Crescent moon flirted with clouds as I crawled into a damp tent, the water-proof floor of which had long ago become water-permeable.  

Boarded bus as sky hinted at dawn.  Good sign.  It would be a clear day.  Not a biblical deluge like the great flood of 2006.  

At the starting rendezvous, spoke to a runner with a large pod-like device on the laces of his right shoe. A pedometer. It was a streamlined plastic cylinder, about 1 x 3 inches, with no visible attachment.  Perhaps it was hooked to the laces on its underside.  The fact that the fastening was not evident showed that it was minimal.  Clearly it could not survive the course.  Clearly its owner did not know what lay ahead.  I should have warned him.  

As usual, the pace was fast to the first (S) Spruce Lake lean-to, about 9.6 miles out.  Easy trail and ideal conditions. I slowed down, trying to save something for the end.  But this seems to be the wrong strategy for tortoises.  The infamous “grassy road” before the finish is endless no matter what.  The first 9.6 miles offer the only real chance to make good time.  

Rich smelled bacon.  A reality from the canoe campers at the lean-to?  A wishful mirage?  

Trail is almost overgrown shortly thereafter.  Seems it would vanish in the absence of this race.  It is certainly not an overused resource.  Trail between 9.6 miles and the caretaker’s clearing (half-way) is the inherently slowest part of the course.  It cost 15 minutes more than ~ 4 mph I’d planned for an 8 hr completion.  

The half-log “puncheons” are always treacherous when wet, and now they had been well lubricated by the passage of 100 soaked shoes.  Slow to a judicious walk for all of them.  

Water can be problematic between Sampson Bog and a stream about 8.5 miles from the finish.  One should plan carefully, or not pass good water without refilling.  The trail description mentions a spring 0.2 miles beyond the first (N) Cedar Lake lean-to.  Rich and I spent long, cold and precious minutes collecting slow drips in a cramped “cave” beneath the land-mark birch tree. This was definitely not a two-man cave, so I waited as Rich collected a few swallows. My harvest was insufficient to wash down the scheduled gel, so I courted hypoglycemia and ran on.    Rich spoke of desert oases. I thought I remembered a functional spring under a birch tree, but that mental image must have been from another trail, another time, another place. I needed that gel. This spring is a mirage.  Make other plans.  

At about 8.8 miles from the finish, a good-humored ranger was stationed. I report the following because it was doubtless born of boredom, long after the front runners had passed. His advance notes promised “free hugs & kisses ahead.”  We looked in vain for his female associate.  A subsequent sign indicated there was none; it was all a threat to urge us on.  Another Wakely mirage.  

The trail improves past this point.  Fresh sawdust and the bright butts of logs showed that DEC had been hard at work removing recent blow-downs.  All of it was done by hand (small chips indicated a bow saw), because chain saws are not permitted in the wilderness.  

At  Carry Lean-to, about 4.4 miles from finish, the infamous endless “grassy road” began and my glutes quit.  The repetitive motion of road-running always reactivates my injuries.  Say, RD, how about an alternative finish?  -  kayak or canoe to by-pass the endless road.  If you do not see me in 2008, it will be because I have decided to try Escarpment, NO ROAD!  Wish I could do both races.  

Two members of the public spoke to me just before and after the finish.  Both were curious and supportive.  No sign of a PR problem that I could see.  But then, who am I to say what can be seen and what cannot?  Mirages toy with the brain in these mountains, and hypoglycemia takes its toll.  Perhaps the entire day was a mirage.  For after all, would any rational person attempt to run the NLP trail?