Peter O'Toole has nothing on Michael Bouscaren (if that's his real name).  They both look great in desert garb but O'Toole's Lawrence was a boy scout when it comes to risking life and limb while on epic wilderness adventures... Camel?  he don't need no stinking camel.

Read up on a real man's adventure, in Mike's confession:

It might not have been the wilderness running that got Mike into trouble.

It's the scarf that makes the man.